let us be assholes for a moment

top 5 dumbest things i did today:

1. went to work on the wrong day and pretended like i did it on purpose
   
2. ashed on and burnt a hole in my tights
   
3. touched a scalding pan with my wrist
4. stapled my finger
5. stapled a fucking staple in my finger! like absolutely all the way in like it was a sheet of fucking paper, down to my bone, le-git.

it was so horrific it counts twice.

i also weaved a dress out of plastic shaws and tedeshi grocery bags for a don't wear your clothes party (or whatever the hell it's called). that was pretty dumb.

enjoy your humping everyone (it's wednesday),
ayg